Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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