When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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