If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
