Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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