How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
farters have to be the big spoon...
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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