Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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