I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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