Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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