My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
where am i from again
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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