Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Porn is love you can see.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Life is so much better after having sex.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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