i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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