So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
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i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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