Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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