just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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