I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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