craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Can I color on your dick again?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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