its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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