we have officially lost it.
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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