I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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