so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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