butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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