let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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