so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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