Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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