I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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