3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
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I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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