I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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