With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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