did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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