Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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