This is not my ceiling
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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