Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
What happened to fro yo and sex?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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