do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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