garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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