stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
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It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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