I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
