I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
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I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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