My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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