i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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