508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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