They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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