Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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