Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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