Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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