I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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