K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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