So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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