I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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