I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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