my soul wont recognize me after tonight
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
