Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
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we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
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And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
ok first of all what the fuck
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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