you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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