he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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