Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
im on a boat
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