Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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