RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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