i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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